Dig In!

I hate it when people pick their nose! You see them when you’re walking on the street, in shopping malls, in supermarkets, but most of all, in their cars while driving. Ok, we all pick our noses once in a while, but most of us would use a tissue. I’m talking about people who dig into their nostrils up to their elbows to scrape off the booger that’s lodged somewhere in the back of their brains!

I see it everyday when I’m on the road and especially in the morning, on my way to work. Like they didn’t have enough time in the bathroom, they have to do it in the car with the windows open. And they do it so shamelessly and totally oblivious to the people around them! Disgusting!! They’re on a mission and they won’t stop until the bad guy is dealt with in a most ugly manner! Do you think they receive a call later from mission control: “Well done Agent 000, the world is now safe!!”